Two Things I used to hate but now like...

well, this is a confusing turn of events, but i suppose a happy one. most of my posts are on feelings of annoyance and anger. but not this one. this one proves that even i can forgive...who the hell knew! so, with no further adieu, i give you two people who i have decided to now like instead of hate:

1. countess luann de lesseps - gurl, your song slays me. what is even better is watching you going around and performing it an any (gay) club that will take you. bring that shit out to la cause i NEED to see you live. i used to think you were just a washed up bitchy robot with that monotone laugh and awkward walk. but now...now countess...i cannot get enough of you. elegance certainly is learned...

2. vienna from "the bachelor" - naturally, i just immediately hate anyone at all involved in "the bachelor/bachelorette" series. the cast, the crew, the ass holes that watch at home (sorry mom, you're excluded), the bloggers that blog about it, EVERYONE. so obviously, i really hated the last bachelor jake...the pilot that went on to play twinkle toes on DWTS (hate that shit too). well, vienna, the "winner" (or loser depending on how you look at it) just posted today why she broke up with Jake. The boy wouldn't f her! Vienna's big ass mouth has for some reason made me so happy...outing that fame whore jake just to get her own fame whore ass more fame!?! incredible. and get serious vienna, of course he doesn't want to f you...however, your brother...

congrats to these two ladies! i now love you...i don't know for how long, but a little love is better than none.

The Things I Hate Today

1. Justin Bieber: I will faithfully continue to hate you until you disappear from pop culture. Spare my eyes already.

2. Lindsay Lohan: Honestly, I was hoping you wouldn't die the early death that you are clearly set on having. But you went and had my Kombucha taken away from Whole Foods, and that makes me mad. Go ahead, die now, see if I care.

3. Kelly Bensi-shut the fuck up already: You make my head hurt you are so stupid. I love the New York Real Housewives, but if you keep acting the way you do I may have to quit that shit. And I am not happy about that. Can someone take responsibility for her and check her into the looney bin already?!

4. All of you idiots out there camping out for the "Eclipse" premiere. What in the hell? How will this benefit your life in anyway? In fact, it will help you accomplish the exact opposite. You will realize this when you camp all weekend and don't get one glimpse of your beloved Robert Pattinson (who isn't actually Edward Cullen in real life, since that is a fictionally character) and then have to sit through two hours of shit acting only to leave the theater thinking "that's what I waited for?" Slap yourself, you deserve the beating.

For today, this is all I hate...but if something else comes to mind I will no doubt be back to update!

xo

Good Morning

oh, hello everyone out there...let me start out with my reasoning for this blog: With this blog, i attempt to end all annoying, stupid, pretentious, and just plain lame shit that some of you people out there do (yeah you know who you are). There is no other way for me to express to the masses how irritating they can be other than this blog (which, i admit, it is annoying in itself that i am now writing a blog. but i recognize it, and apologize). that being said, welcome and enjoy a little sarcasm with a sprinkle of cynicism and humor. also, if you have any suggestions, start your own blog. that's another thing i hate - when people try to jump on your idea and tell you how to run your own shit. listen, blogs are free, so go get your own and get out of my life.

with love,

me