2. Lindsay Lohan: Honestly, I was hoping you wouldn't die the early death that you are clearly set on having. But you went and had my Kombucha taken away from Whole Foods, and that makes me mad. Go ahead, die now, see if I care.
3. Kelly Bensi-shut the fuck up already: You make my head hurt you are so stupid. I love the New York Real Housewives, but if you keep acting the way you do I may have to quit that shit. And I am not happy about that. Can someone take responsibility for her and check her into the looney bin already?!
4. All of you idiots out there camping out for the "Eclipse" premiere. What in the hell? How will this benefit your life in anyway? In fact, it will help you accomplish the exact opposite. You will realize this when you camp all weekend and don't get one glimpse of your beloved Robert Pattinson (who isn't actually Edward Cullen in real life, since that is a fictionally character) and then have to sit through two hours of shit acting only to leave the theater thinking "that's what I waited for?" Slap yourself, you deserve the beating.
For today, this is all I hate...but if something else comes to mind I will no doubt be back to update!
xo
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